Total Spoiler Tee

Description

So it turns out that Ernie, the character I played in Total Recall with Ahnold, holds the key to the whole "Was it all a dream or was it real" question.

Blue Sky on Mars. Right there on that Game-Boy cartridge Ernie plugs into the machine before Ahnold snoozes out.

And now there’s a Tee Shirt that ruins it for everybody who hasn’t seen the movie yet.

And here’s a bonus Fun Fact: That slap Dr. Lull gives Ernie when he starts losing his shit? 24 takes. Yup. Dave got slapped 24 times in a row for your entertainment. And the last one actually knocked him out for a moment!

You’re welcome.

This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

• Fine jersey
• Slim fit
• Double stitched
• Made in the USA, sweatshop free

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest (inches)	30-32	34-36	38-40	42-44	46-48	48-50	50-52
Waist (inches)	28-30	30-32	32-33	33-34	36-38	40-42	44-48